girlsfrommars:

wombyna-ovaryhaver:

metroboominbabe:

wombyna-ovaryhaver:

metroboominbabe:

metroboominbabe:

metroboominbabe:

wombyna-ovaryhaver:

metroboominbabe:

I NEED YER CORPORATE NUMBER

IM TELLING THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME A SIR WE CAN GO OUTSIDE ILL SHOW YOU A SIR

NO YOU SAID SIR ONCE AGAIN ITS MAAM

*pisses my minimum wage khakis in terror*

tbh tag urself from the video I’m his shittty eyeliner

I’m the faint aroma of body cheese wafting from his giant hulking underarms

I’m the pile of things that gets knocked over by him

i’m the five nights at freddy’s bear that’s tryna mind its own business while an older middle aged man throws a tantrum